Nature has a way of taking things back.
I dreamt Michael was on a movie set in a period film based on the investigations done in 1912-1913 when the Titanic sank and he was on the board. I went to the set and he signed his bowler hat and gave it to me and told that he liked my brown eyes.
FUCKING. SWEET.
Is it me or does Michael Fassbender if he had a dating site account would be one of those guys who seems to good to be true? I bet he’s the kind of boyfriend who rubs feet and makes dinner and tells you “Sasha is bitchy so don’t sweat it.”
Don’t get me wrong…I think Chris is great, but his new girlfriend looks like a god-damned fucking bitch.
That’s all.
Happy birthday to you Adolf Hitler. You racist, Jew hating, mass-murdering piece of filth. I hope you’re burning alive while being subjected to the Spanish tickler over and over again….that is all.


